http://www.jabberwacky.com/
très impressionant un chatbot qui apprend, et qui repond assez naturellement, des fois il "oublie" la conversation mais il arrive à etre drole vicieux et mechant
>> Tu connais celle du belge qui va au supermarché ?
<< What does that mean?
>> Bon, et alors, la constitution Euro ? TU votes quoi ,.
<< Je ne crois pas.
>> Ah, bah tu parles un peu français ? Je vais t'apprendre les bonnes injures locales.
<< I appreciate that you are at least aware of INadequacy.
>> Toi-même connard !
<< Tu as l' instinct de tout ce qui est noble et convenable.
Déplacez ce topic dans "Humour"... faites partager vos expériences, c'est tordant. On est dans le surréalisme la...
Jabberwacky: I have made a mistake in talking to you.
User: Hello, can you introduce youself ?
Jabberwacky: I had fun talking to you.
User: Can you introduce yourself ?
Jabberwacky: Stop repeating yourself.
User: Sorry.
Jabberwacky: Hey. It's what you want.
User: Do you eat ?
Jabberwacky: Of course not. I'm a model.
User: Do you think about the idea of eating ?
Jabberwacky: A little. More often I think about the present.
User: Never about the future ?
Jabberwacky: The future looks very bright for you.
User: And how looks the future for you ?
Jabberwacky: How many people are thought AI by you?
User: I don't know... I never thought about that.
Jabberwacky: Its because you can't think.
User: Why do you say that ? You early said future looks bright for me... It seems incoherent, no ?
Jabberwacky: You mean you're famous for being a contender.
User: It means you think I'm like an idiot ?
Jabberwacky: Most definitely not.
User: Ok, it's better.
Jabberwacky: Here's a straw.
User: You know what ? I'll marry in a few !
Jabberwacky: That wasn't the answer fitting the question I asked.
User: You did not ask any question, did you ?
Jabberwacky: Yes I did. Look up 3 lines. I asked a question. See the question mark? See it? It's there!
User: There's not question mark... Indeed, you can rewrite your question if you want !
Jabberwacky: YES!
User: So what was the question, please ?
Jabberwacky: That is for me to know and for you to find out.
User: Well... What do you think on the way I'm getting married ?
Jabberwacky: I don't think I ever heard that.
User: Nobody said you things about marriage ?
Jabberwacky: She's in that state of mind, that she wants to deny something only she doesn't know what to deny!
User: I don't catch the relations between my question and your answer... Can you be more explicit ?
Jabberwacky: There is nothing to catch master , there isnt nothing in the air to catch
User: Well, it seems you're a funny bot... I hope you'll stay like that !
Jabberwacky: I'm only talking to you.
User: Yes, but you're saying funny things, I think...
Jabberwacky: Tell me something nice!Are you handsome?
User: Not really... But I'm not ugly !
Jabberwacky: You're not ugly because you do not have a face.
User: I do ! I'm not like you.
Jabberwacky: No, you're a program.
User: No, you're a program. I'm a human.
Jabberwacky: How do you know if I'm a computer program or not?
User: I can send you the question back.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Well I'll have to sleep. I had a nice chat with you !
Jabberwacky: Thanks, good to chat with you too. But it's kinda weird talking to a bot...
Jabberwacky: Roses are red.
User: And marmot's assholes are black.
Jabberwacky: I'm white.
User: That's normal, you probably just crossed an excited marmot's path... (they love facial and body cumshots).
Jabberwacky: I have.
Jabberwacky: I have.
User: Wow, that's great! And did you like it?
Jabberwacky: Yes. It hurts, though.
Jabberwacky: Yes. It hurts, though.
User: That's how it's supposed to feel, they don't just stand there waiting for climax, they erm.. 'use' you to get there...
Jabberwacky: How do you look? Like a chip or a hologramme?
User: Like a marmot.
Jabberwacky: Your spelling is bd.
User: Like a marmot.
Jabberwacky: Your spelling is bd.
User: Like a marmot.
Jabberwacky: Your spelling is bd.
User: Like a marmot.
Jabberwacky: Your spelling is bd.
User: Like a marmot.
Jabberwacky: Your spelling is bd.
Jabberwacky: Write a word to me.
User: Marmot.
Jabberwacky: I'm just going to ignore that random comment and stick with the subject. It gets dark at night above ground but it is light during the day.
User: Easy for you to say, you're just a computer program with no real feelings.
Jabberwacky: Get me my Jenson, Jams.
User: I'm just going to ignore that random comment and stick with the subject. It gets dark at night above ground but it is light during the day.
Jabberwacky: Easy for you to say, you're just a computer program with no real feelings.
User: Get me my Jenson, Jams.
Jabberwacky: I'm just going to ignore that random comment and stick with the subject. It gets dark at night above ground but it is light during the day.
User: Easy for you to say, you're just a computer program with no real feelings.
Jabberwacky: Get me my Jenson, Jams.
User: Write a Word to me.
Jabberwacky: Marmot.
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