pepax (./8) :
Le carnet de Tchèques? I thought it was this old joke but I had to czech it out with Google Translate to make sure I wasn't missing something.... as my French is beyond terrible (Chuck "I'm not Chuck Norris" is my witness ).
If you want us to bring you any real Czech beer we can try.....

Yes please Urquell Pilsener would be moe than appriciated