They held a radio contest in Cork, Ireland. The winner got a free trip to Bali. The contest was to invent a word not listed in the dictionary.
One guy called in and they answered "FM96 what's your word?"
He said "Goan....pronounced Go-an"
They said "Congratulations that word is not listed in the dictionary. Can you use it in a sentence?"
To which he replied "Goan fook yerself!"
They quickly cut the caller off and went on with the contest. After awhile another caller rang and they answered "FM96 what's your word?"
To which the caller replied "Smee"
They said "Congratulations! That word is not listed in the dictionary. For the trip to Bali can you use it in a sentence?" And the caller replied "Smee again! Goan fook yerself!"