liza: hi
liza: do you know.. the pirate languge?
TheCaptain: Ay, that I do,lassie
liza: cool
liza: how would "how old are you?" be in pirate?
TheCaptain: How ancient be ye, ye scrofulous swab?
liza: cool
TheCaptain: Ayyarrrgghhh, lassie, it be time to do ra old Cap'n a wee favor...
liza: whatwhat?
liza: I'll do anything for you
TheCaptain: How's 'bout swabbin' me lower decks, thar's a guid lassie..
liza: oki