"En Bretagne, quand les mouettes volent avec le bec en avant, c'est qu'il va pleuvoir"
Oh, ben dans ce cas, qu'est ce que ça devait être avant....

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Zeroblog —
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Jean Cocteau
« Moi je cherche plus de logique non plus. C'est surement pour cela que j'apprécie les Ataris, ils sont aussi logiques que moi ! » —
GT Turboou des produits pour avoir les plaquettes de chocolat?
Ah ouais... quand même...

"- Nigga you know what the fuck I want, nigga: I want your motherfuckin' Daytons, and your motherfuckin' stereo! And I'll take a double burger with cheese!
- WHUT?"
I LOVE TO HATE/I HATE YOUR LOVE -AND I CAN'T FEEL AFFECTION FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
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« Le bonheur, c'est une carte de bibliothèque ! » —
The gostak distims the doshes.Membrane fondatrice de la confrérie des
artistes flous.
L'univers est-il un
dodécaèdre de Poincaré ?
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·\ powaaaaaaaaa ! #love#
est ce que tu sais sucser?
et surtout, essske que tu sucse ?

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tu sais bien, plus c'est gros plus ça passe...
Mais le charset est d'origine ?

« Nous avons propagé sur Extranet une histoire fabriquée de toutes pièces selon laquelle une certaine disposition d'étoiles, vue depuis la planète d'origine des butariens, formaient le visage d'une déesse galarienne.
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— Legion, geth trolleur à portée galactique
non, il a merdé au copypasta.
mais il devait etre semi merdique, j'ai déja copié collé d'autres messages sans problème.
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