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Une petite blague qui date déjà de pas mal de temps, peut-être déjà postée ici, j'en sais rien, y a trop de blagues ^^
En anglais, mais pas besoin d'être un expert pour comprendre ^^

George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.
George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: That's what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?


Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
George B.: That's who's name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the
new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he
was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
programmeur sur TI ^^

mon blog sur les TI => clic

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grin
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zzz
le rien c'est sexy

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mais qui, qui, qui est en première base ?

(et déjà postée, oui ^^)

« The biggest civil liberty of all is not to be killed by a terrorist. » (Geoff Hoon, ministre des transports anglais)

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huhu smile (un peu long mais pas mal)

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trop long !

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j'adore smile

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cogspawn (./7) :
trop long !

Plus c'est long, plus c'est bon. Les filles ne te l'ont jamais dit ? grin
Rest... In... Peace

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Il y a une version audio qui doit surement être dispo sur youtoube. C'est nettement plus drôle qu'à l'écrit.
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Mind the gap ?

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Mouais des fois ils font un peu durer le vieux gag usé... tongue mais bon.. ^^
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MK !
Collectionneur, retrogamer.
Enfin, un peu moins maintenant.