(bouh... c'est nul

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"1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, fused dynamite sticks, etc.)"
"4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room with chainsaws, and lots of alcohol, so they might think they actually are lumberjacks, and accidentally confuse costumed kids with oaks and pines. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" *vvrrrrrRRMMM**VRRRRRRRRRRRRR*!!! Act like it's a surprise party."
"5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whining" sound. If you are persuasive enough to make them bend over to check the beast, you may then enjoy yourself, (by) kick(ing) them in, and launch(ing) a few washing cycles (note that you'll need a pretty big dishwasher, or pretty young trick-or-teasers (3/4 years old are perfect)"
"7. Open the door dressed as a giant, aroused, bear. When the trick-or-treaters start running away in fear, grab the nearest one, rip off his clothes, emit a deep, powerful, guttural roar, and, depending on your mood, you might add a few goodies to his candy bag... (this should scare them away from your home for the upcoming couple of years)"
"8. When you answer the door, hold up one crowbar, slash it in front of you, and yell, "Crowl for it!" "
"12. Get a catapult and a lasso. Sit on your porch and catapult any kid who comes within reach of your lasso."
"15. Instead of regular candy, give away curar-poisoned candy. Nobody will protest, as they will all think they were all very lucky to meet someone so nice (who doesn't hack through their flesh with crowbars or chainsaws...), at least until they taste the sweets..."
"16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a free tooth-removal surgery (don't hesitate to rip everything off, candy would have made all these teeth rot anyway...)"
"18. Hand out some whiskey and sleeping pills"
"20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Act like you're totally freaked-out, and yell "THE BEAR'S COMING!!!"... then rush back in, close the door, and jump to no 7"