Les 100 meilleurs citations de fondamentalistes chrétiens sur internet - Page 1

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C'est assez énorme

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.

absolument enorme xD

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb.

Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence. Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.

ca c'est une blague c'est pas possible de penser ca serieusement ...

The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact!

et apres y'en a qui sont contre l'eugenisme ...

As far as I am concerned if an answer to a question isn't in the bible, then the you have no business asking the question.

tiens ca Martial devrait l'appliquer pour les conspirations ...

bluffant

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

Linda, comment t'expliquer ?

sinon ya vraiment des histoires sordides, comme celle où la mère dite que son fils homo fini par se suicider

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./5 > mais c'est faux ce truc j'y crois pas ... tout le monde sait que le SIDA ça existe pas !

Rintintin (./2) :

The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact!

et apres y'en a qui sont contre l'eugenisme ...

Mais laisse vivre les idiots !

ah ca fait peur

Il y en a certains qui semblent trop gros pour etre vrais!

[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]

god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.

dal (./10) :
Il y en a certains qui semblent trop gros pour etre vrais!

[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]

god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.

Pourtant, à les écouter...

Kochise

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

plus jamais je ne mangerai de citron de ma vie !

c'est quoi le rapport entre tes citation et ce topic ?

J'imagine bien arlette et JM qui se font la bise

[cite] Martial Demolins (./13) :

300 hommes, qui tous se connaissent et se cherchent des successeurs dans leur entourage, dirigent les destins économique du monde (De Ratheneau <<< savez-vous qui c'est?)

Martial Demolins (./13) :
la constitution de deux cantons suisses de l'Alsace Lorraine, la libération de la Pologne devenue le centre d'une Suisse balkanique, la disparition de l'Autriche-Hongrie et la constitution des Etats-Unis d'Europe

ah oui c'est vrai qu'il avait tout à fait raison

Ouais, comme quoi « ils » n'avaient finalement pas tant de pouvoir que ça ^^

Et que ce soit des bêtises c'est possible ?

Martial Demolins (./25) :
Tout dépend comment c'est étayé. Je vais pas te pondre les bouquins entiers non plus

Tu as tort, mais je ne peux pas te le prouver, ça ferait trop de livres à lire pour toi. (c'est génial d'argumenter comme ça.)

(je crois qu'il jouait ton rôle)

Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them.

several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.

C'est incroyable d'être aussi bête.