Avoir 20 en maths ;) - Page 6

ben c'est bien ca !
c'est ni trop grand (comme moi) ni trop petit !
petit veinard.

c'est bien

Tu t'en fous Tachman ?

mais non, il a dit que c'était bien.

C'est peut être un c'est bien à la zdrubal.

pourquoi, tes biens ne sont pas bien?

Non, le "c'est bien" est un acte de foutage de gueule crée à l'origine pour Guégué

c'est qui ca guégué ?
Un rugbyman ?

Un prof d'histoire...
Mais on dévie là... réorganisons tout ça...

Morpheus: We're in.... We'll be back in an hour.

Morpheus: Unbelievable, isn't it ?
Neo: God.
Trinity: What ?
Neo: I used to eat there. Really good noodles. I have these memories from my life. None of them happened. What does that mean ?
Trinity: That the Matrix cannot tell you who you are.
Neo: And an Oracle can ?
Trinity: That's different.
Neo: Did you go to her ?
Trinity: Yes.
Neo: What did she tell you ?
Trinity: She told me...
Neo: What ?
Morpheus: We're here.Neo, come with me.

Neo: So is this the same Oracle that made the prophecy ?
Morpheus: Yes. She's very old. She's been with us since the beginning.
Neo: The beginning... ?
Morpheus: Of the Resistance.
Neo: And she knows what, everything ?
Morpheus: She would say she knows enough.
Neo: And she's never wrong.
Morpheus: Try not to think of it in terms of right and wrong. She is a guide, Neo. She can help you to find the path.
Neo: She helped you ?
Morpheus: Yes.
Neo: What did she tell you ?
Morpheus: That I would find the one.... I told you I can only show you the door. You have to walk through it.

Priestess: Hello, Neo. You're right on time.... Make yourself at home, Morpheus. Neo, come with me.... These are the other potentials, you can wait here.
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth ?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon ?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
Priestess: The Oracle will see you now.
The Oracle: I know, you're Neo. Be right with you.
Neo: You're The Oracle ?
The Oracle: Bingo. Not quite what you were expecting, right ? Almost done. Smell good, don't they ?
Neo: Yeah.
The Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down, but your not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.
Neo: What vase ?
The Oracle: That vase.
Neo: I'm sorry.
The Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo: How did you know ?
The Oracle: What's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything. You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.
Neo: Who ?
The Oracle: Not too bright, though. You know why Morpheus brought you to see me?
Neo: I think so.
The Oracle: So, what do you think ? Do you think you're The One ?
Neo: I don't know.
The Oracle: You know what that means ? It's Latin. Means "Know thyself". I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Being The One is just like being in love. No one can tell you your're in love, you just know it. Through and through. Balls to bones. Well, I better have a look at you. Open your mouth, say Ahhh.
Neo: Ahhh.
The Oracle: Okay. Now I'm supposed to say, `Umm, that's interesting, but...,' then you say...
Neo: But what ?
The Oracle: But you already know what I'm going to tell you.
Neo: I'm not The One.
The Oracle: Sorry, kid. You got the gift, but it looks like you're waiting for something.
Neo: What ?
The Oracle: Your next life maybe, who knows ? That's the way these things go. What's funny ?
Neo: Morpheus. He...he almost had me convinced.
The Oracle: I know. Poor Morpheus. Without him we're lost.
Neo: What do you mean, without him ?
The Oracle: Are you sure you want to hear this ? Morpheus believes in you, Neo. And no one, not you, not even me can convince him otherwise. He believes it so blindly that he's going to sacrifice his life to save yours.
Neo: What ?
The Oracle: You're going to have to make a choice. In the one hand you'll have Morpheus' life and in the other hand you'll have your own. One of you is going to die. Which one will be up to you. I'm sorry, kiddo, I really am. You have a good soul, and I hate giving good people bad news. Oh, don't worry about it. As soon as you step outside that door, you'll start feeling better. You'll remember you don't believe in any of this fate crap. You're in control of your own life, remember ? Here, take a cookie. I promise, by the time you're done eating it, you'll feel right as rain.
Morpheus: What was said was for you and for you alone.

erf v'la the oracle

Suite:


Tank: They're on their way.... What is that ?

Neo: Whoa, deja vu.
Trinity: What did you just say ?
Neo: Nothing, I just had a little deja vu.
Trinity: What did you see ?
Cypher: What happened ?
Neo: A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it.
Trinity: How much like it, was it the same cat ?
Neo: Might have been, I'm not sure.
Morpheus: Switch, Apoc.
Neo: What is it ?
Trinity: Deja vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something.

Tank: Oh my God.

Morpheus: Let's go.

Tank: They cut the hard line, it's a trap! Get out!

Mouse: Oh no. Oh no.
Cypher: That's what they changed. We're trapped. There's no way out.
Morpheus: Be calm. Give me your phone.
Trinity: They'll be able to track it.
Morpheus: We have no choice.

Tank: Operator.
Morpheus: Tank. Find a structural drawing of this building. Find it fast.
Tank: Got it.
Morpheus: I need the main wet wall.

Agent Smith: Eighth floor.
Agent Brown: They're on the eighth floor.
Morpheus: Switch, straight ahead.
Apoc: Neo. I hope the Oracle gave you some good news.

Tank: Another left, that's it.
Morpheus: Good.

Agent Brown: Where are they ?
Policeman: They're in the walls. They're in the walls!
Cypher: It's an agent!
Trinity: Morpheus!
Morpheus: You must get Neo out! He's all that matters.
Neo: No. No, Morpheus! Don't!
Morpheus: Trinity, go!
Trinity: Go!
Neo: We can't leave him!
Trinity: You have to!.... Cypher, come on!
Agent Smith: The great Morpheus. We meet at last.
Morpheus: And you are ?
Agent Smith: Smith. Agent Smith.
Morpheus: You all look the same to me.
Agent Smith: Take him.

Tank: No.

Tank: Operator.
Cypher: Yeah, I need an exit fast.
Tank: Cypher ?
Cypher: Yeah, there was an accident. Goddamn car accident. All of a sudden, boom. Somebody up there still likes me.
Tank: Gotcha.
Cypher: Get me out of here fast.
Tank: Intersection of Franklin and Erie, an old TV repair shop.
Cypher: Right.

Trinity: Tank, it's me.
Neo: Is Morpheus alive ?
Cypher: Is Morpheus alive, Tank ?
Tank: They're moving him. I don't know where to yet.
Trinity: He's alive. We need an exit.
Tank: You're not far from Cypher.
Trinity: Cypher ?
Tank: I know. He's at Franklin and Erie.
Trinity: Got it.

Tank: Got him.
Cypher: Where are they ?
Tank: Making the call.
Cypher: Good.

Suite (encore )

Trinity: You first, Neo.

Neo: I don't know, it just went dead.

Cypher: Hello, Trinity.
Trinity: Cypher ? Where's Tank ?
Cypher: You know, for a long time, I thought I was in love with you. I used to dream about you. You're a beautiful woman, Trinity. Too bad things had to turn out this way.
Trinity: You killed them.
Apoc: What ?
Switch: Oh God.
Cypher: I'm tired, Trinity. I tired of this war. I'm tired of fighting. I'm tired of this ship, being cold, eating the same goddamn goop everyday. But most of all, I'm tired of that jack-off and all his bullshit. Surprise, ass-hole! I bet you never saw this coming, did you ? God, I wish I could be there, when they break you. I wish I could walk in just when it happens. So right then, you'd know it was me.
Trinity: You gave them Morpheus.
Cypher: He lied to us, Trinity. He tricked us. If you'd have told us the truth, we would have told you to shove that red pill right up your ass.
Trinity: That's not true, Cypher, he set us free.
Cypher: Free ? You call this free ? All I do is what he tells me to do. If I had to choose between that and the Matrix, I choose the Matrix.
Trinity: The Matrix isn't real!
Cypher: I disagree, Trinity. I think the Matrix can be more real than this world. All I do is pull the plug here. But there, you have to watch Apoc die.

Apoc: Trinity.
Switch: No.

Cypher: Welcome to the real world, huh, baby ?
Trinity: But you're out, Cypher. You can't go back.
Cypher: Oh no. That's what you think. They're going to reinsert my body. I go back to sleep, and when I wake up, I won't remember a goddamn thing. By the way, if you have anything terribly important to say to Switch, I suggest you say it now.
Trinity: No, please don't.

Switch: Not like this. Not like this.

Cypher: Too late.
Trinity: Goddamn you, Cypher.
Cypher: Don't hate me, Trinity. I'm just the messenger, and right now I'm gonna prove it to you. If Morpheus was right, then there's no way I can pull this plug. I mean if Neo's The One, then there'd have to be some kind of a miracle to stop me. Right ? I mean how can he be The One if he's dead ? You never did answer me before if you bought into Morpheus' bullshit - come on - all I want is a little yes or no. Look into his eyes, those big pretty eyes. Tell me. Yes or no ?
Trinity: Yes.
Cypher: No.

Cypher: I don't believe it.
Tank: Believe it or not, you piece of shit, you're still gonna burn.

Neo: You first.
Trinity: You're hurt.
Tank: I'll be all right.
Trinity: Dozer ?

Agent Smith: Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at its beauty, its genius ? Billions of people just living out their lives, oblivious. Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world. Where none suffered. Where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization. I say your civilization because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our civilization which is, of course, what this is all about. Evolution, Morpheus, evolution. Like the dinosaur. Look out that window. You had your time. The future is our world, Morpheus. The future is our time.
Agent Jones: There could be a problem.

Neo: What are they doing to him ?
Tank: Breaking into his mind. It's like hacking into a computer, all it takes is time.
Neo: How much time ?
Tank: Depends on the mind. Eventually it will crack and his alpha patterns will change from this to this. When it does, Morpheus will tell them anything they want to know.
Neo: Well, what do they want ?
Tank: The leader of every ship is given codes to Zion's mainframe computer. If an agent got the codes and got into Zion's mainframe, it could destroy us. We can't let that happen.
Neo: Trinity ?
Tank: Zion's more important than me or you or even Morpheus.
Neo: Well there has to be something that we can do.
Tank: There is. We pull the plug.
Trinity: You're going to kill him ? Kill Morpheus ?
Tank: We don't have any other choice.

Agent Smith: Never send a human to do a machine's job.
Agent Brown: If indeed the insider has failed, they'll sever the connection as soon as possible, unless...
Agent Jones: They're dead, in either case...
Agent Smith: We have no choice but to continue as planned. Deploy the sentinels. Immediately.

Re:

Tank: Morpheus, you're more than a leader to us. You're our father. We'll miss you always.
Neo: Stop. I don't believe this is happening.
Tank: Neo, this has to be done.
Neo: Does it ? I don't know, I... this can't be just coincidence. It can't be.
Tank: What are you talking about ?
Neo: The Oracle. She told me this would happen. She told me that I would have to make a choice.
Trinity: What choice ?... What are you doing ?
Neo: I'm going in.
Trinity: No you're not.
Neo: I have to.
Trinity: Neo, Morpheus sacrificed himself so that he could get you out. There's no way that you're going back in.
Neo: Morpheus did what he did because he believed I am something I'm not.
Trinity: What ?
Neo: I'm not the one, Trinity. The Oracle hit me with that too.
Trinity: No. You have to be.
Neo: I'm not, I'm sorry. I'm just another guy.
Trinity: No, Neo. That's not true. It can't be true.
Neo: Why ?
Tank: Neo, this is loco. They've got Morpheus in a military controlled building. Even if you somehow got inside, those are agents holding him. Three of them. I want Morpheus back too, but what you're talking about is suicide.
Neo: I know that's what it looks like, but it's not. I can't explain to you why it's not. Morpheus believed something and he was ready to give his life for what he believed. I understand that now. That's why I have to go.
Tank: Why ?
Neo: Because I believe in something.
Trinity: What ?
Neo: I believe I can bring him back.... What are you doing ?
Trinity: I'm going with you.
Neo: No you're not.
Trinity: No ? Let me tell you what I believe. I believe Morpheus means more to me than he does to you. I believe if you're really serious about saving him, you are going to need my help. And since I am the ranking officer on this ship, if you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell. Because you aren't going anywhere else. Tank ? Load us up.

no comment
#respect#

dis moi, tu as écrit tout ca de mémoire ou en t'aidant du DVD ???

Voici ma méthode:

1. Je me fixe une réplique de départ et d'arrivée.
2. J'écris tout ce qu'il y a entre les deux de mémoire.
3. Je vérifie et corrige les passages dont je ne suis pas sur avec le DVD #Quand même#

ah quand meme
mais tu as la télé en face de l'ordi ou quoi?
A moins que tu ais un lecteur de dvd dans ton ordi et une carte de décompression ?

J'ai effectivement un lecteur dvd sur l'ordi.

Et pas de DVD de salon je crois ...

Bein nan, mais je fait ça et...

moi j'en ai un de salon only.
C'est plus "confortable" je trouve.
Et c'est plus luxueux.
Mes parents ont pris le top a 3500 francs, il peut lire toutes les zones d'origine !

Suite La fin se rapproche....

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation I had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is ? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.

Tank: Okay. So what do you need, besides a miracle ?
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.

Trinity: Neo, no one has ever done anything like this.
Neo: That's why it's going to work.

Agent Smith: Why isn't the serum working ?
Agent Brown: Perhaps we're asking the wrong questions.
Agent Smith: Leave me with him. Now.

Tank: Hold on, Morpheus. They're coming for you. They're coming.

Agent Smith: Can you hear me, Morpheus ? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell. If there is such a thing. I feel.. saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it, it's repulsive. I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key, my key. Once Zion is destroyed there is no need for me to be here, don't you understand ? I need the codes. I have to get inside Zion, and you have to tell me how. You are going to tell me or you are going to die.

Guard 1: Please remove any metallic items you're carrying, keys, loose change. Holy shit.
Guard 2: Backup. Send backup.
Soldier: Freeze.

Agent Jones: What were you doing ?
Agent Brown: He doesn't know.
Agent Smith: Know what ?
Agent Jones: I think they're trying to save him.

Neo: There is no spoon.

Agent Smith: Find them and destroy them.

Pilot: I repeat, we are under attack.
Neo: Trinity! Help!
Agent Jones: Only human.
Trinity: Dodge this.... How did you do that ?
Neo: Do what ?
Trinity: You moved like they do. I've never seen anyone move that fast.
Neo: Wasn't fast enough. Can you fly that thing ?
Trinity: Not yet.

Tank: Operator.
Trinity: Tank, I need a pilot program for a B-212 helicopter. Hurry.... Let's go.

Agent Smith: No.

Neo: Morpheus, get up. Get up, get up.... He's not going to make it.... Gotcha.

Neo: Trinity.

Tank: I knew it. He's the one.

Morpheus: Do you believe it now, Trinity ?
Neo: Morpheus. The Oracle, she told me I'm...
Morpheus: She told you... exactly what you needed to hear, that's all. Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize, just as I did, that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

Tank: Operator.
Morpheus: Tank.
Tank: Goddamn. It's good to hear your voice, sir.
Morpheus: We need an exit.
Tank: Got one ready. Subway station, State and Balboa.

Agent Smith: Damn it.
Agent Brown: The trace was completed.
Agent Jones: We have their position.
Agent Brown: The sentinels are standing by.
Agent Jones: Order the strike.
Agent Smith: They're not out yet.

Neo: You first, Morpheus.
Trinity: Neo, I want to tell you something, but I'm afraid of what it could mean if I do. Everything the Oracle told me has come true. Everything but this.

Trinity: Neo.
Tank: What the hell just happened ?
Trinity: An agent. You have to send me back.
Tank: I can't.

Agent Smith: Mr. Anderson.

Trinity: Run, Neo. Run! What is he doing ?
Morpheus: He's beginning to believe.

Agent Smith: You're empty.
Neo: So are you.
Agent Smith: I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson.

Trinity: Jesus, he's killing him.

Allez, je l'achève...


Agent Smith: Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson ? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your death. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.
Neo: My name... is Neo.

Trinity: What happened ?
Tank: I don't know. I lost him. Oh shit.
Trinity: Sentinels. How long ?
Morpheus: Five, maybe six minutes. Tank, charge the EMP.
Trinity: You can't use that until he's out.
Morpheus: I know, Trinity, don't worry. He's going to make it.

Man: Shit, that's my phone. That's my best phone.

Tank: Got him! He's on the run.
Neo: Mr. Wizard, get me the hell out of here.
Tank: Got a patch on an old exit, Wabash and Lake.
Neo: Oh shit.... Help. Need a little help.
Tank: Door.... Door on your left. No, your other left.... Back door.

Trinity: Oh no.
Morpheus: Here they come.... He's going to make it.

Tank: Fire escape at the end of the alley. Room 303.

Tank: They're inside.
Trinity: Hurry, Neo
Morpheus: Can't be.

Agent Smith: Check him.
Agent Brown: He's gone.
Agent Smith: Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.

Trinity: Neo, I'm not afraid anymore. The Oracle told me that I would fall in love, and that that man, the man who I loved would be The One. So you see, you can't be dead. You can't be, because I love you. You hear me ? I love you.... Now get up.

Neo: No.

Tank: How ?
Morpheus: He is The One.
Trinity: No!

Neo: I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you, a world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries, a world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

fini !
zrll: tu devrais vraiment rassembler tout ca et le mettre sur un site internet, le tien ou celui de zdrubaL !! Il y a plein de gens que ca interesse, ces dialogues !!!

Bein ouais si tu veux....

je te demande si ca t'intéresse.
Si tu ne veux pas, ne le fait pas.

Nan, le .doc est fini...
http://www.multimania.com/zrll/Matrix.doc
[edit]Edité par zrll le 03-04-2002 à 19:35:38[/edit]

aah ca c'est bien
néanmmoins, je te suggére de le mettre également au format html, afin que les gens puissent trouver des dialogues en tapant par exemple "the very minds of the people we're trying to save" dans google.

Ouais. Mais sans lien alors.

sans lien ?