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An Irishman went for an interview with one of the major blue chip computer
companies.

When the interview was over the interviewer told him that all applicants
had to complete a test. The interviewer took a piece of paper and drew
six vertical lines in pairs of two on the paper and placed it in front of
the Irishman.

"Could you please show me a clever way to make this into nine?"

After thinking for a while the Irishman took the pencil and drew a
canopy of leaves on top of the three pairs of lines, and handed the paper back
to the interviewer.

The interviewer looked at the drawings and said: "But that is not nine!"

"Oh yes it is", said the Irishman with a broad Irish accent, "Tree + Tree + Tree make nine!"

The interviewer handed the paper back to the Irishman and asked him to make it 99.

After thinking for a longer while the Irishman scribbled up and down the
trunks and handed the paper back to the interviewer.

The interviewer looked at the drawings and said: "But that is not ninety nine!"

"Oh yes it is", said the Irishman, "Dirty tree + dirty tree + dirty tree
make ninety nine."

The interviewer was now a bit cheesed off so he decided to do the
Irishman once and for all, therefore, he handed the paper back to the Irishman
and asked him to make it 100.

After thinking for a considerably longer time the Irishman suddenly
grabbed the pencil and drew a little blop on the bottom right hand side
of each three and handed the paper back to the interviewer.

The interviewer looked at the drawings and said: "But that is not 100!"
"Oh yes it most certainly is", said the Irishman with a much broader
Irish accent, "Dirty tree and a turd + dirty tree and turd + dirty tree and a
turd make 100!!!!!"


a turd=une merde.

Une tordante sur Gerry Adams, leader du Sinn Fein, ancien membre de l'IRA:

Did ye here the one about Gerry Adams showing up at Heavens Gates???
weel St. Peter stops him and says to Gerry: "yev got a lot of nerve
showin up here an tryin to get in after the way yev been actin down
on earth"
Gerry just looks at him an laughs..."oh im not here to get in...im here
to give yis a message..."
St. Peter says" oh and what would that be?"
The Gerry replies" yis have about 5 minutes to get out!!!"

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he couldn't stand still.
He asked Father Murphy for some advice. Father Murphy replied, "When I'm
worried about gettin' nervous on the pulpit, I take a wee bit o' whiskey.
Just to calm my nerves."
So the next Sunday he took the older priest's advice. Before the
mass, he got nervous and took a drink. He then proceeded to talk up a
storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note
on his door:

1. A few sips of whiskey. Not the whole bottle.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as
Senior, Junior, and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say
"He was stoned off his ass."
10. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this
and eat it, for it is my body"; he did not say, "Eat me."
12. The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the Cherry".
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks
for the grub, yea God"
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Patrick's,
not a patrick-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

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edit : pour la premiere, la 2eme ya trop de mots louches dedans

Faut y lire comme ça se prononce. Mais c'est sûr à l'oral ça passe mieux

non la premeire en lisant ça se comprend tres bien et c'est tres drole (et tres con ), mais c'est la 2eme ya plein de mots que je comprend pas ^^

PAs compris la chute de la 1ere, ou ça ne fait que 99.9 ?

par contre j'ai absolument rien compris à la 14

Meowcate> 1/3+1/3+1/3=3/3=1 ^^

Erf >< j'ai vu 1/3 = 0.3333

0.3333... +0.3333... +0.3333... = 1

Fab_ >> Taffy-pulling, c'est des machines à guimauves. En fait c'est une double-joke car ça veut aussi branlette (comme wanking, spanking da monkey etc...)

Nue :
0.3333... +0.3333... +0.3333... = 1

< 1

Notre peuple vaincra

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et puis osblcaupf en fait, la blague et drole stoo

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