[mOved] J'ai mordu à l'hameçon , mais....... - Page 16

"I don't understand," said the scientist, "why you lemmings all rush down
to the sea and drown yourselves."

"How curious," said the lemming. "The one thing I don't understand is why
you human beings don't."

I don't understand

Haha, you noob.

c'est quoi poke?

http://www.facebook.com/help.php

"A poke is a way to interact with your friends on Facebook. When we created the poke, we thought it would be cool to have a feature without any specific purpose. People interpret the poke in many different ways, and we encourage you to come up with your own meanings."

Sinon tu peux rejoindre ce groupe : Enough With The Poking, Let's Just Have Sex Already!

People don't understand why "poking" exists on Facebook. It's pretty clear that it's Facebook's classy way of flirting, none of this "I was just thinking about you" bullshit. You want to have sex, so you poked me. End of story.


--THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF POKING--

I) Never poke someone you don't know and haven't spoken to, simply because you find them attractive. Stop being obvious and gross/stalker-y.

II) Don't poke anyone you don't want to have sex with. You'd just be an asshole giving them the wrong message. If you "just want to say hello", then IM them or comment on their profile etc, and actually say hello.

III) Don't return any pokes to the person who poked you if you don't find them attractive. You'll just be leading them on. It's not cool to break unnecessary hearts.

IV) Straight men don't poke other men. It is never appropriate. End of story.

V) DON'T OVER-POKE! If you're poking more out of routine than to display real affections, you're poking too much. Limiting the frequency with which you poke helps retain the value of an single poke.

VI) If your poking is becoming too frequent, you need to have sex already. Once you've been poking back and forth for a few days, it becomes time to take the poking from the internet to the bedroom...or shower, kitchen, main lounge, attic, museum, airplane, fast-food restaurant bathroom, Chuck-E-Cheese's ball-pit, etc.

VII) Be careful when you decide to hide your pokes. Hiding a poke is the same thing as a rejection, and you don't want to send the wrong message to someone you might be interested in. If you are attracted to a person but don't want to be bothered with constantly poking back and forth, just leave the poke up there, it doesn't bite.

VIII) Poke wars are retarded (see #6). The process of poking isn't fun. You're just clicking a friggin' button. The sex that comes afterwards is the fun part. Two people competing over who "gets poked last" or who "pokes the other the most" or whatever is the most ridiculous concept I've ever heard. It's like two people sitting across from each other saying "I want to have sex" back and forth but with neither of them actually doing anything. They poked you, you poked them. Now stop the poking, and go have sex.

IX) If you like being an elusive, hard-to-get poke, don't give it up too soon! Sometimes, withholding that poke for a few days can intensify the relationship. Or, if you like subtly letting others know you're angry, take a long time to return their pokes, or hide their pokes altogether. Internet poking is as mental, as real poking is physical.

X) The last, but certainly not the least important Commandment: PRACTICING SAFER POKING. It was already stated in the First Commandment that it's wrong to poke those you don't know that you only have physical attractions for, however, creeps are out there, and it happens nonetheless. DON'T POKE PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW. You never know who that mysterious person poking you is. You never know who they've poked, or even if they were safe pokers themselves. Unsafe poking can lead to stalker-esque relationships, both in and out of Facebook. And you never know who might give you a virus (be it spyware or herpes). Neither of us want that. Two ways to poke safer are: to completely abstain from poking (this is the only 100% safe, religiously appropriate way), and to only poke people you know. Also, putting up sexy, cute, or marginally attractive profile pictures that non-friends can see might lead to unwanted poking. Be wary...and slutty/horish at your own risk. I recommend neutral profile pictures of puppies, flowers, or famous athletes. Doing anything else might attract attention and end disastrously!

danke.

For example, one could have it look like a stack of variables. Perhaps the best image, as Faré has suggested, is that of the HP28/48 calculator, which is indeed like Tunes in some ways (the OS is a programming language, variables and files are the same thing, and directories appear as contexts of a sort).


bon sinon ça a pas avancé, normal

faré est un fou libéral

o rly?

genre tu savais pas

http://fare.tunes.org/

ya rly

no wai

wow, according to this thing, you're fucking gay

you = fag

Mais que se passe-t-il dans la 8ième circonscription de Paris?

ben oui, que se passe-t-il ?

on se le demande

je te le demande, même

Ben ya l'UMP qui présente Klarsfeld, et le PS a la bonne idée de faire de la surrenchère en débarquant le candidat socialiste naturel et en y foutant à la place la femme d'un animateur de l'association pour le bien être du soldat israélien.

Ca pue.

ah oui mais de toute façon c'est tous des pourris hein

Un dé à 6 faces est truqué de telle sorte que la probabilité d'obtenir 1, 2 ou 3 est égale à 1/10.

c'est cool d'être prof

c'est très enrichissant en tout cas

tu devrais travailler plus pour t'enrichir plus

j'y penserai

non, pense pas, travaille

j'y penserai pas

voila, monge des sceaux six plutoto

Non plutoto c'est le chien de mickeyckey, l'ami de mickeyckey c'est dingogo

non en fait plutoto c'est le petit garçon dans les blagues plucarambar.

qu'est ce qu'on en déduit?