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Prime Number Computation in Copenhagen.

Romeo, a young man of Verona.
Juliet, a young woman.
Hamlet, a temporary variable from Denmark.
The Ghost, a limiting factor (and by a remarkable coincidence also
Hamlet's father).


Act I: Interview with the other side.

Scene I: At the last hour before dawn.

[Enter the Ghost and Juliet]

The Ghost:
You pretty little warm thing! Thou art as prompt as the difference
between the square of thyself and your golden hair. Speak your mind.

Juliet:
Listen to your heart!

[Exit the Ghost]

[Enter Romeo]

Juliet:
Thou art as sweet as a sunny summer's day!


Act II: Determining divisibility.

Scene I: A private conversation.

Juliet:
Art thou more cunning than the Ghost?

Romeo:
If so, let us proceed to scene V.

[Exit Romeo]

[Enter Hamlet]

Juliet:
You are as villainous as the square root of Romeo!

Hamlet:
You are as lovely as a red rose.

Scene II: Questions and the consequences thereof.

Juliet:
Am I better than you?

Hamlet:
If so, let us proceed to scene III.

Juliet:
Is the remainder of the quotient between Romeo and me as good as
nothing?

Hamlet:
If so, let us proceed to scene IV.
Thou art as bold as the sum of thyself and a roman.

Juliet:
Let us return to scene II.

Scene III: Romeo must die!

[Exit Hamlet]

[Enter Romeo]

Juliet:
Open your heart.

[Exit Juliet]

[Enter Hamlet]

Romeo:
Thou art as rotten as the difference between nothing and the sum of a
snotty stinking half-witted hog and a small toad!
Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

[Enter Juliet]

Scene IV: One small dog at a time.

[Exit Hamlet]

[Enter Romeo]

Juliet:
Thou art as handsome as the sum of thyself and my chihuahua!
Let us return to scene I.

Scene V: Fin.
[Exeunt]