qd allez-vous mourrir??? - Page 1

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgi

hé oui c'est veridik !
moi j'ai eu ça
"Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 12, 2060
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30
Cancer (18
Contagious Disease (6
Alcoholism (5
Alien Abduction (5
Third Degree Burns (5
Suicide (5
Loneliness (5
Drowning (5"

tin 5% ke je me suicide ?! hors de question chui trop bo pour ça

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 16, 2058
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (28
Cancer (26
Alien Abduction (6
Alcoholism (6
Third Degree Burns (5

6 juillet 2064 @ 80 ans

heart>33%
cancer>33%
solitude>8%
suicide>6%
maladie contagieuse>6%
alcolisme>6%

mouais... :/

bon, merde, je veux pas mourir jeune moi !!!
j'aurais pas du dire que je picolais

bof... g dit que je picolais pas, et je suis à 6% à ce nveau, comme toi

January 5, 2060
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (40
Cancer (22
Alien Abduction (10
Alcoholism (8
Contagious Disease (6



rah la la le coeur!

oue mais mon niveau de cancer et de heart ne seraient pas aussi haut, les seuls defauts que g mis ds le test sont les alcools et que j'aime bien jouer avec le feu

LOL

wah jeanne calment :

October 17, 2093
at the age of 113 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (15
Drowning (13
Suicide (6
Horrible Accident (6
Loneliness (6

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 2, 2003
at the age of 21 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (35
Cancer (14
Horrible Accident (7

June 30, 2062
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (40
Cancer (25
Alcoholism (11
Homicide (8
Contagious Disease (6

putain, c moi le 1er a crever
c tjs les meilleurs qui partent les 1ers

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et moi alors, j'aurais même pas vu le 22ème siècle

Cancer (35
Heart Attack (30
Alien Abduction (7
Horrible Accident (6
Auto-Fellatio (6

je comprends pas le dernier

auto fellation ?

LOL comment on peut mourrir de ça

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 8, 2023
at the age of 39 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (29
Cancer (25
Electrolysis (16
Third Degree Burns (5

Microbug> ben non c'est une femme

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 2, 2051
at the age of 64 years old.

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 25, 2076
at the age of 89 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22
Alien Abduction (11
Heart Attack (10
Suicide (8
Horrible Accident (8
Contagious Disease (8
Drowning (8
Organ Failure (5



n'importe oik! 8% de suicide looooooooool

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 21, 2065
at the age of 79 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35
Heart Attack (18
Alien Abduction (8
Homicide (6


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on January 21, 2065, as you slip silently into the night.

meuh
g passe le test pour LaMarmotte, et ca donne:

October 1, 2035
at the age of 55 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (13
Drowning (13
Homicide (11
Cancer (10
Horrible Accident (10
Overdose (7
Third Degree Burns (7
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5

solid, je t'ai battu
je meurs demain !!!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 2, 2003
at the age of 21 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (36
Cancer (13
Horrible Accident (6
Heart Attack (5
Suicide (5

ha, je suis rassuré maintenant, j'aurais pas besoin de agire ce dl de physique pour lundi

erf

May 21, 2042
at the age of 61 years old.


ouiainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

ouais bah pr l'instant je suis la plus vieille

...Flattened by a falling piano...

Stung to death by a swarm of killer bees!