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Le test

Your Score: Serious Cat
38% Affectionate, 34% Excitable, 62% Hungry

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Hungry for knowledge in any internet forum, you demand decorum. Any off-topic remarks, absurd statements, or tomfoolery on the interweb is deeply frowned upon by you. Truth has no room for drollery.



\o/

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Faut s'inscrire, c'est relou

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Comme j'avais rien d'autre à foutre que de m'inscrire...
Votre Score: Sad Cookie Cat
62% Affectionate, 40% Excitable, 66% Hungry

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You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues.
Trout are freshwater fish and have under water weapons.
Trout are very valuable and immensely powerful.
Keep away from the trout.
Why should it mean that the fish in the sea are all unable to sing? Fish fish fish fish fish.
I wish that I could get my hands on a dozen fish!

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Nimp cheeky
22% Affectionate, 60% Excitable, 40% Hungry
mt746243851.jpg Calloused. Heartless. Exuberant. You carry the heavy burden of informing children that they are adopted by jumping out of their birthday cake. A difficult task, but somebody must break the news to children on their only day of happiness.
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Combien de tas de bois une marmotte pourrait couper si une marmotte pouvait couper du bois ?

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Oh non s'il te plaît inscris toi sad
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Combien de tas de bois une marmotte pourrait couper si une marmotte pouvait couper du bois ?

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ya rien à s'inscrire, tu mets pas de pseudo, tu mets une date de naissance bidon (ça influe pas je crois) et voilà

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34% Affectionate, 51% Excitable, 75% Hungry
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Lolzergs have nothing on you. You are swift and ruthless, cutting down whatever and whomever necessary in order to obtain the foodz. As one of the first lolcat known to man, your ancient skills in location-declaration and object-verbing have been passed down several generations, keeping the spirit of felinity alive.

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./7 il est bien ton chat, c'est celui là que je voulais cheeky
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Combien de tas de bois une marmotte pourrait couper si une marmotte pouvait couper du bois ?

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pas besoin de s'inscrire, suffit de laisser le champ login vide tongue
40% Affectionate, 37% Excitable, 46% Hungry

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You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

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Blasphème, ils considèrent longcat comme un lolcat embarrassed
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Votre Score: SurpriseAdoption Cat50% Affectionate, 66% Excitable, 28% Hungry

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Calloused. Heartless. Exuberant. You carry the heavy burden of informing children that they are adopted by jumping out of their birthday cake. A difficult task, but somebody must break the news to children on their only day of happiness.

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Votre Score: Longcat
62% Affectionate, 24% Excitable, 33% Hungry

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Protector of truth.

Slayer of darkness.

Loooooong.

Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.
Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.


Haha !!! Longcat is MINE !!!!
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"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know is they are genuine" (Abraham Lincoln)

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Votre Score: Longcat
62% Affectionate, 36% Excitable, 37% Hungry

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Protector of truth.

Slayer of darkness.

Loooooong.

Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.
Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.

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Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.
Ah? cheeky
Les droits inaliénables du troll :
1) le droit d'avoir raison
2) le droit d'être péremptoire
3) le droit de ne pas lire
4) le droit de ne pas répondre
5) le droit d'être de mauvaise foi
6) Autant pour moi / Faignant / Vivent Tintin et Milou

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ouais, budmilka il compte pas
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Votre Score: Lion Warning Cat
70% Affectionate, 68% Excitable, 40% Hungry
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You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.
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« Le bonheur, c'est une carte de bibliothèque ! » — The gostak distims the doshes.
Membrane fondatrice de la confrérie des artistes flous.
L'univers est-il un dodécaèdre de Poincaré ?
(``·\ powaaaaaaaaa ! #love#

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Votre Score: Lion Warning Cat
55% Affectionate, 66% Excitable, 24% Hungry

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You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.


...wait, what ? #trihum#
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"- Nigga you know what the fuck I want, nigga: I want your motherfuckin' Daytons, and your motherfuckin' stereo! And I'll take a double burger with cheese!
- WHUT?"
I LOVE TO HATE/I HATE YOUR LOVE -AND I CAN'T FEEL AFFECTION FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
CAALGOOONNNNN [TELLMESOMETHINGIDONTKNOW SHOWMESOMETHINGICANTUSE PUSHTHEBUTTONSCONNECTTHEGODDAMNDOTS] (Si Dieu existe il doit me détester...)