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Stung to death by a swarm of killer bees!

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hé ben je préfère le piano.
ça fait moins malsick

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pfff ca marche pas leur truc, chuis encore là cry
avatar

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When your death comes, you will be
Struck by a Meteor!

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lolpaf

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pareil que solid

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pôreil
avatarWebmaster du site Ti-FRv3 (et aussi de DevLynx)
Si moins de monde enculait le système, alors celui ci aurait plus de mal à nous sortir de si grosses merdes !
"L'erreur humaine est humaine"©Nil (2006) // topics/6238-moved-jamais-jaurais-pense-faire-ca

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meteorite
avatar--- Un sourire est une clef secrète qui ouvre bien des coeurs.---

Un kangourou qui fait des bonds va plus vite qu'une tortue qui ne fait pas de bonds.

--- Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it, a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can ---

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Heart Attack (28cheeky
Cancer (17cheeky
Third Degree Burns (10cheeky
Alcoholism (9cheeky
Alien Abduction (5cheeky
Auto-Fellatio (5cheeky

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Auto-Fellatio (5cheeky

hum, cela veut-il dire que 5% de tes rapports sexuels sont des auto-fellations ?
parce que, pour que 5% de tes chances de crever consistent en une auto-enculade, fo y aller qd meme tongue

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auto-pipe non

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auto-felation != auto-enculade


ba a vrai dire j'ais jms réussi, je suis pas assez souple #gol"

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tiens, je croyais que l'engin te remontait le long tu corps...p'tit prétentieux

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fais gaffe au plafond
sinon auto-pipe ou auto-enculade, ni l'un ni l'autre ne me tente

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ben c assez difficile techniquement en fait grin

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lol

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 7, 2068
at the age of 84 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20cheeky
Cancer (20cheeky
Horrible Accident (7cheeky
Contagious Disease (7cheeky
Homicide (7cheeky
Loneliness (7cheeky
Alien Abduction (6cheeky
Drowning (5cheeky

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January 6, 2062
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26cheeky
Heart Attack (20cheeky
Alien Abduction (10cheeky
Third Degree Burns (9cheeky
Homicide (6cheeky
Suicide (5cheeky
Drowning (5cheeky

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Alien Abduction (10cheeky

> fait gaffe grin

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je sais pas ce que ça veut dire

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Enlèvement par des extra-terrestres
avatar;)

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"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 6, 2047
at the age of 63 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32cheeky
Heart Attack (26cheeky
Alien Abduction (9cheeky
Homicide (8cheeky
Alcoholism (7cheeky
Suicide (5cheeky

7% d'alcoolisme ? C'EST TOUT !? trisopicol
avatar"- Nigga you know what the fuck I want, nigga: I want your motherfuckin' Daytons, and your motherfuckin' stereo! And I'll take a double burger with cheese!
- WHUT?"
I LOVE TO HATE/I HATE YOUR LOVE -AND I CAN'T FEEL AFFECTION FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
CAALGOOONNNNN [TELLMESOMETHINGIDONTKNOWSHOWMESOMETHINGICANTUSEPUSHTHEBUTTONSCONNECTTHEGODDAMNDOTS] (Si Dieu existe il doit me détester...)

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suicide grin

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lol
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.


Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.


The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.


10% of test takers have hairy nipples.


4% have had team sex.


8% work in the porn business.


And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

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Heart Attack (27cheeky
Cancer (24cheeky
Alcoholism (12cheeky
Alien Abduction (9cheeky

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 17, 2059
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (50cheeky
Heart Attack (12cheeky
Suicide (5cheeky
Loneliness (5cheeky
Alien Abduction (5cheeky

avatarAd impossibilia nemo tenetur

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ou encore,sur le lien de satine :


When your death comes, you will be
Struck by a Meteor!


What less likely then being struck by lightning? That's right, a meteor strike!
Just your luck!
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How will you die? Take the <b>Exotic Cause of Death
All of the Exotic Causes of Death:
Getting crushed by a giant duck
Being Struck down by a Meteorite
Drowning while bobing for apples
Attempting beastiality with a kodiac bear
Mauling by a mob of midgets
Trainwreck at a railroad crossing
Decapitation by cannibal head-hunters
Being Barbequed by an angry dragon
Getting flattened by a falling piano
Being Stung to death by a swarm of Killer Bees
Sneezing your brain out Being impaled by a rod of frozen urine expelled from a jetliner.

quelle vie mouvementée...
avatarAd impossibilia nemo tenetur

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Eh ben c'est bien ce que j'avais dit ... % ) on s'en sert trop souvent pour l'associer avec cheeky. yAro, si tu pouvais changer l'alias du smiley, ce serait cool smile
avatarI'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget

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jlé refais, ce coup-ci 81 ans..

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May 7, 2057
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (19cheeky
Third Degree Burns (19cheeky
Heart Attack (15cheeky
Alien Abduction (10cheeky
Alcoholism (9cheeky
Drowning (7cheeky

décidément ils y tiennent à l'alien abduction grin

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January 3, 2071
at the age of 87 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Alien Abduction (24cheeky
Cancer (15cheeky
Third Degree Burns (10cheeky
Homicide (10cheeky
Alcoholism (8cheeky
Heart Attack (7cheeky
Drowning (6cheeky