Stung to death by a swarm of killer bees!
hé ben je préfère le piano.
ça fait moins malsick
pfff ca marche pas leur truc, chuis encore là cry
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When your death comes, you will be
Struck by a Meteor!
lolpaf
pareil que solid
pôreil
avatarWebmaster du site Ti-FRv3 (et aussi de DevLynx)
Si moins de monde enculait le système, alors celui ci aurait plus de mal à nous sortir de si grosses merdes !
"L'erreur humaine est humaine"©Nil (2006) // topics/6238-moved-jamais-jaurais-pense-faire-ca
meteorite
avatar--- Un sourire est une clef secrète qui ouvre bien des coeurs.---

Un kangourou qui fait des bonds va plus vite qu'une tortue qui ne fait pas de bonds.

--- Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it, a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can ---
Heart Attack (28cheeky
Cancer (17cheeky
Third Degree Burns (10cheeky
Alcoholism (9cheeky
Alien Abduction (5cheeky
Auto-Fellatio (5cheeky
Auto-Fellatio (5cheeky

hum, cela veut-il dire que 5% de tes rapports sexuels sont des auto-fellations ?
parce que, pour que 5% de tes chances de crever consistent en une auto-enculade, fo y aller qd meme tongue
auto-pipe non
auto-felation != auto-enculade


ba a vrai dire j'ais jms réussi, je suis pas assez souple #gol"
tiens, je croyais que l'engin te remontait le long tu corps...p'tit prétentieux
fais gaffe au plafond
sinon auto-pipe ou auto-enculade, ni l'un ni l'autre ne me tente
ben c assez difficile techniquement en fait grin
lol
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 7, 2068
at the age of 84 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20cheeky
Cancer (20cheeky
Horrible Accident (7cheeky
Contagious Disease (7cheeky
Homicide (7cheeky
Loneliness (7cheeky
Alien Abduction (6cheeky
Drowning (5cheeky
January 6, 2062
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26cheeky
Heart Attack (20cheeky
Alien Abduction (10cheeky
Third Degree Burns (9cheeky
Homicide (6cheeky
Suicide (5cheeky
Drowning (5cheeky

Alien Abduction (10cheeky

> fait gaffe grin
je sais pas ce que ça veut dire
Enlèvement par des extra-terrestres
avatar;)
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 6, 2047
at the age of 63 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32cheeky
Heart Attack (26cheeky
Alien Abduction (9cheeky
Homicide (8cheeky
Alcoholism (7cheeky
Suicide (5cheeky

7% d'alcoolisme ? C'EST TOUT !? trisopicol
avatar"- Nigga you know what the fuck I want, nigga: I want your motherfuckin' Daytons, and your motherfuckin' stereo! And I'll take a double burger with cheese!
- WHUT?"
I LOVE TO HATE/I HATE YOUR LOVE -AND I CAN'T FEEL AFFECTION FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
CAALGOOONNNNN [TELLMESOMETHINGIDONTKNOWSHOWMESOMETHINGICANTUSEPUSHTHEBUTTONSCONNECTTHEGODDAMNDOTS] (Si Dieu existe il doit me détester...)
suicide grin
lol
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.


Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.


The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.


10% of test takers have hairy nipples.


4% have had team sex.


8% work in the porn business.


And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
Heart Attack (27cheeky
Cancer (24cheeky
Alcoholism (12cheeky
Alien Abduction (9cheeky

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 17, 2059
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (50cheeky
Heart Attack (12cheeky
Suicide (5cheeky
Loneliness (5cheeky
Alien Abduction (5cheeky

avatarAd impossibilia nemo tenetur
ou encore,sur le lien de satine :


When your death comes, you will be
Struck by a Meteor!


What less likely then being struck by lightning? That's right, a meteor strike!
Just your luck!
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How will you die? Take the <b>Exotic Cause of Death
All of the Exotic Causes of Death:
Getting crushed by a giant duck
Being Struck down by a Meteorite
Drowning while bobing for apples
Attempting beastiality with a kodiac bear
Mauling by a mob of midgets
Trainwreck at a railroad crossing
Decapitation by cannibal head-hunters
Being Barbequed by an angry dragon
Getting flattened by a falling piano
Being Stung to death by a swarm of Killer Bees
Sneezing your brain out Being impaled by a rod of frozen urine expelled from a jetliner.

quelle vie mouvementée...
avatarAd impossibilia nemo tenetur
Eh ben c'est bien ce que j'avais dit ... % ) on s'en sert trop souvent pour l'associer avec cheeky. yAro, si tu pouvais changer l'alias du smiley, ce serait cool smile
avatarI'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget
jlé refais, ce coup-ci 81 ans..
May 7, 2057
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (19cheeky
Third Degree Burns (19cheeky
Heart Attack (15cheeky
Alien Abduction (10cheeky
Alcoholism (9cheeky
Drowning (7cheeky

décidément ils y tiennent à l'alien abduction grin

January 3, 2071
at the age of 87 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Alien Abduction (24cheeky
Cancer (15cheeky
Third Degree Burns (10cheeky
Homicide (10cheeky
Alcoholism (8cheeky
Heart Attack (7cheeky
Drowning (6cheeky