/* This is bad. Reaaly bad. It's a really, really bad hack. If you're an employee of
* Intertrode Communication, then I'm really, really sorry that you have to maintain
* this. I was honestly planning on removing this tomorrow, but I've been known to
* forget things like this. It happens.
*
* So here's the thing. I can't seem to figure out why the AccountId variable isn't
* set. I've looked and looked, but I gotta leave now. Anyway, I've found that I can
* just grab the AccountID from the debugging logs. I suppose that to fix it, you'd
* have to locate where it's clearing out the ID.
*
* Again, I'm sorry.
*/
if ( (AccountId == NULL) || (AccountId == "") ||
(ServerSesion["AccountId"] == NULL) || (ServerSesion["AccountId"] == "") )
{
//open session logs
FileHandle file = f_open(LOG_PATH + "\sessionlog-" + LOG_FILE_DATE + ".log", 1);
while (file != NULL)
{
TString line = f_readline(file);
//look for IP and changereg
if ( (sfind(line,REMOTE_ADDR) != -1) && (sfind(line,"changereg") != -1) )
{
//0000-00-00 00:00 /accountmaint/changereg/?AccountId=123456 255.255.255.255 ...
// *
AccountId = substr(line, 52, 6);
}
if (f_EOF(file)) { f_close(file); file = NULL; }
}
}
145897219 There's a balcony outside my bathroom window. Sometimes I make a white beard out of bubble-bath and stand out on the balcony in my white bathrobe pretending to be Saruman from Lord of the Rings. I almost caused a car accident on the road below once, and laughed my most evil laugh.
445481079 i was anally fisting my wife and her butthole ripped. it was bleeding real bad so i freaked out. i was scared of what they would say at the hospital and if police would get involved so i ran away. i left my wife and 2 kids alone in the middle of the night and haven't talked to any of them since. its been almost 6 months.

765011019 I used to work at a campground, and after a while I finally got the keys to the storage area. I discovered that's where we kept the bubble gum balls for the candy machines. At night I would sneak in and stuff my mouth full of them until I could barely breathe...because they were free.
64296882 While giving a presentation in a technical communication class, a student grossly misused the word "benefactor" at least four times. She was using it to mean "one that receives a benefit" instead of "one that confers a benefit."
Every time she did it, I fantasized about taking off a shoe and throwing it at her head as hard as I could, screaming "No! No! You stupid cunt!"