I am working on a full-featured Sumo Wrestling game for the 68k calcs. In it, there is a Prematch screen displaying different stats/attributes of each wrestler. At the bottom of the screen, while the user is browsing the stats, each wrestler 'says' a one-liner of smack talk (each wrestler has three sayings and the saying for each match is chosen randomly to provide somewhat of a variety).
The reason I am posting this here is because I need help coming up with good, funny remarks. I have already compiled a list of 51 messages, but I would like to include a lot more. If anyone here thinks of any appropriate, yet funny sayings that I could include in the game or knows of any site where there is a list of smack talk, the help would greatly be appreciated.
BTW, I don't care if they're cheesy. In fact, they're kind of supposed to be .
A few examples:
"I will fight as if my pants are on fire!"
"Yo mama aint so bad...she'd give you the hair off of her back!"
"Methinks thou art a vile and wanton villain."
"You bloody wanker!"
"I vill Terminate du"
"Du hast einen Vogel!"
"Shut your Pie-Hole!"