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Voici une lettre que j'ai trouvée dans mon compte caramail... N'importe quoi !

MR STEVEN JR GUEI
EMAIL; legaldarp@netscape.net

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

ATTN,

I am MR STEVEN JR GUEI, the son of late GENERAL ROBERT GUEI Ex-Military Head of State of Ivory Coast, who was murdered along with the interior minister on the 19th of September 2002.
.
I contacted you because of my need to deal with persons whom my family and I have had no previous personal relationships. Since the murder of my father, I have been subjected to all sorts of harassments and intimidation with lots of negative reports emananting from the Government and the Press about my family, the present Government of LAURENT GBAGBO has also ensured that out bank accounts are frozen and all assets seized.

It is in view of this that I seek your co-operation and assistance in, the transfer of this sum of four five million five hundred thousand United States Dollars only(US$45.5 000,000.00) being the very last of my family fund in my possession and control. After the murder of my father, the present Government seized all our
properties and froze all our accounts both local and international.

My only hope now is this cash my father carefully packed and deposited as Artifacts with Securty/Finance Company in netherlands, where i am seeking assylum now .This sum of US$45.5M can easily be withdrawn or paid to a recommended beneficiary. The security/Finance Company based on my instructions will release the fund to you,with a suplication of all the back up documents you will give them as my frotear.

You are to be presented as my business partner who will be fronting for me in subsequent ventures and in truth you will be fronting for me in the areas of
business you deem profitable.

To show my preparedness and appreciation to conduct this business with you, I shall give you and your family 25% of the funds and 25% commission on all proceeds realized from the investment of this fund.

Also, 5% is to be set aside for any eventual cost that may occur in the process of this transaction. Please, I need your full support and co-operation for the success of this venture. I plead with you to treat as urgent and confidential.

This is a delicate issue, which demands a great decree of secrecy, have my current political status in mind.for confidentail reasons, please email me back with the following email addres above for confidentiality.

I await your immediate response.

sincerely,


MR STEVEN .JR. GUEI

pour plus d'infos la dessus : cf => http://www.hoaxbuster.com/dossiers/detail.php?idDossier=3595

Merci du tuyau... Puis franchement, pourquoi un VIP s'adressait à des blaireaux d'internautes ?

j'ai eu la meme ^^

J'ai eu aussi des spams comme ça...

j'ai aussi eu un truc du style j'avais gagner je ne sais cb de million de dollars...

Spam téléphonique, que seuls les habitants des grandes villes connaissent...

- Bonjour, je voudrais parler à B*** W***.
- Lui-même. (je croyais que la fac m'appelle...)
- Je voudrais vous parler des services de Canal +.
- !!! J'ai pas la télé, et j'ai pas envie de payer qqch chaque mois !
- ...Bon d'accord. L'équipe de Canal+ vous souhaite une bonne soirée...
- C'est ça, arvar.

J'en est reçus 4 ou 5 du fils du président d'ivoire, 2-3 de leur avocats, mais jamais d'un fils de général

Vous n'avez pas les mêmes valeurs

On se shoote pas au Bordeau-Chesnel, qd même ... Tiens, je vais mater ma boitàmails de Caramail pour voir un spam original...

Un autre qu'est pas mal :

Bonjour,

A moins que vous soyez déjà millionnaire! lisez ce message, SVP

Permettez-moi de vous transmettre des infos sur un système *INCROYABLE* que j'ai découvert moi-même il y a quelques jours. Connaissez-vous ce concept qui permet de gagner de l'argent facilement et en toute légalité ? C'est un système basé sur le principe des paliers multiples (Multil[2]evel Marketing) qui ne cesse de croître à une vitesse exponentielle grâce au net.

5 € x 10 x 10 x 10 x 10 x 10 = 500.000 € = fini les soucis !!

Si vous cherchez une opportunité financière, profitez de cette occasion pour bien comprendre le fonctionnement de cette méthode qui permet réellement de gagner de l'argent avec internet ! Sans risque, avec un minimum d'efforts, des revenus rapide et accessibles à tous !

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Meilleures salutations
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Moi aussi, j'ai déjà reçu des mails de ce genre...

Me semble que c illégal en plus, mm si le principe fonctionne sur le plan théorique..


Pour combattre le spam, ceux qui ont des boîtes POP ou Hotmail peuvent utiliser CloudmarkSpamNet (flemme de chercher l'adresse, redemandez si vous trouvez pas).

D'abord tu rentres tous tes comptes dans Outlook express (marche pas avec outlook pour le moment), t'actualises, et là il va trier tous les messages que t'as reçu, et les mettre ds un dossier de travail (où tu pourras en récupérer s'il s'est planté ds le tri). comme tous les programmes de ce type, on peut inclure une liste blanche. La grosse nouveauté (enfin j'en avais pas entendu parler avant), c'est qu'il se sert d'une base de données centrale qui contient tous les spammeurs recensés pour trier les messages; donc si t'en as un inédit, il est pas trier, mais en cliquant sur "block", il l'effae et le rapport à la BDD, comme ça tout le monde en profite..

Donc plus y'a de monde qui se sert de ce programme, plus la blackliste grossit...Un peu le même principe que le P2P

Inconvénient: la version finale sera probablement payante, mais qqn en développera sûrement une gratuite..

Les dispositifs pyramidaux de ce genre sont illégaux, en effet.

Je crois que tant que la profondeur est limitée, ça passe, ou un truc comme ça. Enfin y a des moyens de rendre ça légal.

en tout cas ce n'est pas le cas ici...

Art. L. 122-6.

Sont interdits :
1° La vente pratiquée par le procédé dit « de la boule de neige » ou tous autres procédés analogues consistant en particulier à offrir des marchandises au public en lui faisant espérer l'obtention de ces marchandises à titre gratuit ou contre remise d'une somme inférieure à leur valeur réelle et en subordonnant les ventes au placement de bons ou de tickets à des tiers ou à la collecte d'adhésions ou inscriptions ;
2° Le fait de proposer à une personne de collecter des adhésions ou de s'inscrire sur une liste en lui faisant espérer des gains financiers résultant d'une progression géométrique du nombre des personnes recrutées ou inscrites.

(Loi n° 95-96 du 1er février 1995 , art. 13) « Dans le cas de réseaux de vente constitués par recrutement en chaîne d'adhérents ou d'affiliés, il est interdit d'obtenir d'un adhérent ou affilié du réseau le versement d'une somme correspondant à un droit d'entrée ou à l'acquisition de matériels ou de services à vocation pédagogique, de formation, de démonstration ou de vente ou tout autre matériel ou service analogue, lorsque ce versement conduit à un paiement ou à l'attribution d'un avantage bénéficiant à un ou plusieurs adhérents ou affiliés du réseau, « En outre, il est interdit, dans ces mêmes réseaux, d'obtenir d'un adhérent ou affilié l'acquisition d'un stock de marchandises destinées à la revente, sans garantie de reprise du stock aux conditions de l'achat, déduction faite éventuellement d'une somme n'excédant pas 10 p. 100 du prix correspondant. Cette garantie de reprise peut toutefois être limitée à une période d'un an après l'achat. »

Le point 2. n'est pas très clair, tout dépend ce qu'on appelle s'inscrire sur une liste... Ici, la liste n'est pas une liste centralisée, donc ce n'est pas à proprement parler pyramidal (et puis d'ailleurs c'est pas une progression géométrique, c'est un polynôme de degré 5 )

Quelqu'un sait ou je peut trouver le logiciel TI graph link pour ma TI 89?

Sur le site de TI (education.ti.com)

!slap eity
• biupil slaps eity around a bit with a large trout !

quel rapport entre le spam et le TIGL ?

Le rapport est qu'il n'y en a pas, je suppose...

je me disais aussi

spam de post dans un topic

Date: March 11, 2004, 12:03 pm
From: "Alfonzo Bello" (address classified)
To: Undisclosed Recepient(s)


Dear Sir.
Your contact information was referred to me by one of my trusted contacts, whose name I am not at liberty to compromize. I would like to approach you with reguards to a profitable Business Proposal, reguarding the transfer of FOURTY TWO MILLION FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY FOUR THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FOURTY TWO ($42424242) U.S. Dollars into your Bank Account. For reasons I am sure you will appreciate, I ask that you keep this commucation confidential, and avoid it falling into the hands of any agents of the Never-Neverland Special Services Branch that may be operating in Your area.

My name is Alfonzo Bello, and I am the Nephew of Sir Chuichui C., the recently Killed Chairman of the National Bank in Never-Neverland. If you have been following the events in my country over the last few years, you will remember the big scandal that took place when Sir C. was tragically killed during an "accidental" fire that engulfed a theater where he was attending a play.

You see, my Uncle had a lot of enemies in the wealthy circles, who envied his great secret fortune. It was they who removed him in the hope to gain access to the money that he collected from over-invoicing various contracts (a practice that is quite common in Never-Neverland). Fortunately, there was too much scandal and media coverage in the aftermath of Sir C.'s death for them to move openly to claim his money. This gave me and a few trusted people who were still loyal to my Uncle, an opportunity to move the money into a secret account at the Second Central Bank of Never-Neverland.

While we managed to do this without the Never-Neverland Special Services Branch becoming aware of our activities, the money cannot remain in this account, because at the end of the tax year, all deposits and interest will be reported to the Taxation Bureau of Never-Neverland, where our enemies have informants in their pay. The only option available to us, is transfering the money to a trusted partner who is a foreign national and cannot be linked to Sir Chuichui C. in any way.

As your name was brought to my attention by a very trusted contact in Never-Neverland's Foreign Office, I have been authorized by my partners to contact you with this Proposal. All that would be required of you is the use of your bank account to perform a transfer of FOURTY TWO MILLION FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY FOUR THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FOURTY TWO ($42424242) U.S. Dollars. Once the money has been deposited, one of Sir C.'s other Nephews will contact you, at which point you will release TWENTY FOUR MILLION SIX HUNDRED SIX THOUSAND SIXTY DOLLARS ($24606060) of the amount into his custody.

I am authorized by my Uncle's estate in Never-Neverland to offer you the remaining SEVENTEEN MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED EIGHTEEN THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY TWO DOLLARS ($17818182) as a compensation for your services. Because the money would only need to be in your bank account for a few days, and your danger of being discovered by The Never-Neverland Special Services Branch is minimal, we believe the commission of FOURTY TWO PERCENT (42 to be more than generous.

Once I have received Your consent and Bank Account number, I will be able to make a claim under Your name with The Board of Citizen Welfare of Never-Neverland for the above sum. We have a friend on the Board Of Oversight in that organization who has assured me that the claim will be processed without raising any red flags, and the money will be released into Your Bank Account no later than within SEVEN (7) days from the time I receive your response.

I am at your disposal to answer any questions you may have about this Transaction, so don't hesitate to contact me via telephone, at +1-555-555-6366 (Just ask for Alfonzo). I eagerly await your reply, though I must ask you to treat this matter with great secrecy, lest you betray me and my partners to the agents of Never-Neverland Special Services Branch.

Respectfully Yours,
Alfonzo Bello

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il fait comment pour le tromper ?

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Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA


Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/

Source : www.theregister.co.uk